Stories I don't often share.

I was not born in the jungle or raised by monkeys. Although some people might believe that when I say I’m from Brazil. I was actually born in a hospital, like most children. Nonetheless, at the precocious age of 8, I met my family pet - a lion - not like the one I carried around while sporting pigtails and hello kitty shoes. 

A real life lion. Sparked by an everlasting childlike curiosity and love for animals I persuasively convinced my cousins to free the lions. Turmoil and disaster ensued when the next-day nationwide headlines read:  “Lion escapes and eats neighbor's cow." Brazil, amrite?

These tender age events sparked my lifelong passion for mischief and buffoonery. I guess I’m not fluent in normalcy and that’s how I found refuge in Advertising. When I’m not creating havoc with my inquisitive nature, you can find me living in too many cities, dancing on skyscrapers or feeling the sand between my toes. 

You can even find me in hiking gear, ineffectively wandering around places with poor cell service with my even poorer sense of direction alongside my wolf-like doggos - I mean… Fur-Children. Don’t worry, I will most definitely talk about them when we meet and show their unnecessarily good-looking pictures. I apologize for that in advance.